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Sorry, loon, I gotta stick with my fellow member of the tall and awkward club.

Kind of a coinflip on the second pairing, which was two small but mighty birds. Going with the bushtit on this one just because MY GOD LOOK AT THAT THING!, which is basically what I yell whenever I see them in person.

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The Loon is the Boxer of burds.

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Kākāpō not being in this round is straight robbery. Go poofball.

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Can’t believe my beloved emperor penguin went down to a fucking fluff ball. I am switching my loyalty to the common loon. A blue collar, lunchpail, 9-5 bird emblematic of the working man.

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Dang. Kakapo cacapooed. Predictions not my specialty. Go Heron.

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The second pairing is tough. Bushtit's name always makes me laugh because I'm incredibly immature, but the kestrel in the picture looks like it is give a yell of anger which feels really timely.

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