Stephen Miller Is, Unfortunately, Healthy and Evil Again
Here he is, well-rested and ready to continue his ghoulish anti-immigrant bullshit.
The Ape of GodWe have a life-size skeleton hanging on our living room wall year-round. My wife is trying to convince our three-year-old that it's his real dad.In Response to:
draculacticaI can understand Biden's plan here. When I wanna win a battle, I do it by politely asking my enemies how to beat them, and then I believe every single word they say.In Response to:
I Cannot Stop Thinking About the NYT Fridge Blog
It is making me feel like I'm losing it. How is this real???
The Lincoln Project’s Fascism is Just More Well-Dressed
Their only regret is that Trump is a shitty driver, and they know turning the keys over to Biden for four years will do nothing more than keep their seat warm.
Let’s Blow It All Up
Some thoughts on how our system of government should be destroyed and replaced.
The New York Times’ Ridiculous Lament for the GOP
The paper's editorial mourning the Republican Party is ahistorical claptrap—particularly right now.
Shut Everything Down Again
We're in a third COVID wave, and there's an obvious solution. Why won't we try it?
Man, What the Hell? Pitter Patter, Let’s Get At’er Edition
Plus raccoons, radiation, and the return of the Murder Hornets!
Hell Is a Bipartisan Commission
Joe Biden has embraced one of Washington's oldest do-nothing strategies yet again.
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‘Scooby Don’ Impressionist James Austin Johnson on How to Impersonate Our Dying Wet President
'That's the main thing I focus on, is that this is a rasping old man who is inches from death at any moment.'
Will People Still Care When it’s No Longer Trump Doing It?
It is wrong to assume that we're voting for a Biden administration that won't just revert back to an immigration status quo.
Let’s Take a Moment to Think of Rudy Giuliani Getting Caught With His Hands in His Pants in the New Borat Movie (UPDATED)
Wow!!!!!!! WOW!!!!! Ok!!! Wow!
Sure Seems Like the President Is Having a Bad Comedown
Gone are the days of his steroid-fueled euphoria. He's missing his fix!
Office Hours: Boob Toob
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom, and a poom-poom — just block your cam.
‘You Need to Be Alarmed’
Discourses with: a non-binary, Black director of two Southern abortion funds.
Pandemic Life: We Are All Skeletons Now
In 2020, nothing feels truer than a massive, expensive, decorative representation of our own mortality.
I Would Simply Smack the Tiny Spy Drone
Ring's new flying spycam is horrifying but consider this: you can probably smash it.
Pandemic Life: I Started Cross Stitching and I Can’t Stop
How an accidental hobby became my obsession.
I Can’t Stop Thinking About the Bat That Did This
One microscopic speck of a virus, and here we are. Think about that!
Just Give Us the Money Jesus Christ
The political willpower to help suffering Americans is almost entirely non-existent.
Pour One Out for the CIA
America's intelligence agencies are having a rough time. Thank god for Joe Biden!
Man, What The Hell? I’m Tired Edition
Plus Yodels, Zambonis, and a very happy birthday to the wrong Trump.
Oatmeal Is Tearing Us Apart
Civil war has broken out because some people like oatmeal and some other people are wrong.
Get Through Election Night With Us
Don't suffer alone!