Rick Scott's New Plan to Save America is Some Real Freakazoid Shit

This is the legislative equivalent of 'Florida Man.'

Rick Scott via Politico

I honestly couldn't tell you if Florida Republican Sen. Rick Scott is one enormous lizard straining inside a too-tight facsimile of human skin, or just five small ones standing on each other's shoulders. What I can tell you is that no matter his reptilian provenance, the one-time governor and aspiring conservative heavyweight is a…