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“How do you flip someone off? How much money should the tooth fairy give kids? How much money would make accidentally pushing your hands through a glass door worth it?”

Wow ashamed I’d missed these dope blogs. Anyways, my answers are:

1. Thumb out

2. $1 (although in Joe Biden’s America it’s more like $5 amiright?!?!?)

3. Minimum seven figures for permanent nerve damage and mental scarring or else gtfo

As for gayest animal, agree that Jonathan takes the cake. We salute a well-lived lusty king.

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shout out to vesey-fitzgerald, the greatest gay bat observer of recorded history

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