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Mar 30, 2022Liked by Rafi Schwartz

“Of the many sins Cawthorn has committed during his first year in office…”

Are you kidding? It hasn’t been like five years?

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Apr 4, 2022Liked by Rafi Schwartz

A little late to the key bump, comment orgy here, but this line killed me:

"Womack’s main objection to Cawthorn’s comments seem to be that many Republicans “go to bed at 9 p.m. and still use fax machines and flip phones” and so painting them all as sexy drug-doers without being specific about who was actually doing the sex and drugs was an unfair over-generalization."

"What, GOP?!?!?! You find over-generalizations unfair?!?!?! Huh...how about that????" - The GOP-Maligned Rest of America

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We have to talk about how stupid/funny it is that some milbro moron has an entire right wing youtube channel called the "warrior poet society"

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Everyone knows Mitch McConnell knows how to party

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I was saying Booourns

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I’m pretty sure a coked up orgy hosted by GOP politicians qualifies as eldritch horror levels of awful.

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I mean let’s be honest here, how fun would these Republican drug fueled sex parties be anyways? The only drug these people take is the reefer (there’s a stash of Dr. Pepper for that degenerate Romney of course) and the most kinky thing these people would ever do is fuck in a position other than missionary.

If Cawthorn is making any stink out of this then he’s an even sadder sack of tapioca than I ever thought possible.

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