Man, What the Hell? I Coup Coup Choose You Edition

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What do you call a half-hearted attempt to subvert not only an entire election, but the concept of elections as a whole, all to placate the fragile squishy ego of an aging fast food junkie who can't — or won't — bring himself to understand why people might not like him? Do you call it a coup? Do you call it a grift?

Frankly, I rea…