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One of the things I hate more than Twitter is the fact that I only joined Twitter because of the murder of GMG/Kinja. And now I’m on Twitter constantly despite the damage that it does to my already dead soul.

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I'm walking that fence right now. Thank G-d I had the opportunity to spend $100 and limit my hawt taeks to the pages of Discourse.

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just coming in here day after day blasting ropes of take content like you're fighting a wildfire

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Counterpoint: post maloen

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Fun fact: Post Malone’s popularity being a complete mystery to me is how I know I am now officially an old.

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funner fact: i'll die on the hill that post malone is hot. g'day

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was he hotter when he was

pre malone

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Bravo

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Far be it for me to criticize what revs one's engine.

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I only know about him because my kid is obsessed with that damned spiderverse soundtrack

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I have mixed feelings about Never Tweeting. On the one hand, yes, absolutely never ever tweet, because Twitter is horrible and is rotting my brain and my soul. On the other hand, using Twitter got a writing career off the ground and I've made real life friends and colleagues using it. Also once in a blue moon someone fires off a good one, and maybe...just maybe...that makes it all worthwhile.

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Stopped using Twitter recently and it feels fantastic. Much more time for reading long form articles and gaming

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"Tweet everyone the way you'd want to be tweeted."

Sign outside a firehouse of all places. I almost heaved on my dash this was so lame.

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