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Jack out here writing discourse blog's "stop the steal" but it's about how he doesn't like that people like a good movie about a cute robot

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“Could Wall-E, with the assistance of an entire culinary rat army, make a dish so exquisite, so divine, so transcendent, that the most feared food critic on earth has an out-of-body experience that changes him forever after just one bite?”

Sorry Jack that Wall-E is too busy literally saving the planet from ecological collapse, falling in love (a far better romance than rat chef’s ginger doofus and angsty pixie dream cook), oh and also inspiring humanity to actually believe in the power of their collective will to overthrow the soothing yet oppressive shackles of capitalism. Wall-E is a socialist hero. Rat chef meanwhile will almost certainly ghostwrite a shitty book for ginger doofus called, like, “the secret ingredient is hard work,” that’ll be a NYT bestseller and praised by bootstrap lovers everywhere.

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