I remember walking from my apartment to my college classes every day and getting repeatedly menaced and bitten by a particular muscovy duck until I whacked it with a bottle of pear cider and it started leaving me alone. Fuck them ducks, but running ducks over is not the answer.
Majestic turkey-ass duck 🫡
I remember walking from my apartment to my college classes every day and getting repeatedly menaced and bitten by a particular muscovy duck until I whacked it with a bottle of pear cider and it started leaving me alone. Fuck them ducks, but running ducks over is not the answer.