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Fuck—and I mean this last part sincerely—that guy.

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Miller did Nazi see that coming.

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It's Miller's Time!

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Why yes, I am playing "Celebration" on a loop, why do you ask?

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RUDY, RUDY, RUDY

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First person to wish him the best gets a wedgie.

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Couldn't have happened to a shittier guy.

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Was that for Miller, the Michelle Obama ad, the Gettysburg speech, the advice from Goldman Sachs, the Fed Chair saying the rescue pkg was essential, the cancellation of the rescue pkg by Trump (till January), the stock mkt reaction to Trump doing that, or something else?

I like to know what each happy dance/shot of whiskey/celebratory joint is for. They are so rare this year, that I need to make sure that I'm getting the full available dosage.

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if you own a DC-area pawn shop that deals in nazi memorabilia you might want to self-quarantine for 14 days

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Another instance of COVID affecting the elderly...Miller is 34 going on 80.

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wishing ol' stevie a hearty "it sucks to suck, bro"

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If this guy ever hast to go on a vent to later I hope it’s rectally

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Isn’t voice recognition wonderful NOT!!!

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I’m not gonna make any strong declarations yet but safe to say it gets better and better!

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Rona can only take one, drumpf or Miller, who do you got?

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Good.

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