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God Bless the ‘Soup for My Family’ Protester
Donald Trump's worst nightmare has been realized.
It’s Been a Big Day for Men Posting Their Ls
Choose your loser of the day fighter: Thomas Friedman, Tucker Carlson, or J.D. Vance.
Talking to Will Menaker About the Left, Our COVID Future, and ‘Friday Night Lights’
Today in our 'What Now' newsletter.
Uhhhh, Is Amazon OK
Amazon is melting down in the final stretch of the union drive at an Alabama fulfillment center.
The Dumbest Fake Controversy of the Day Involves Mr. Potato Head
Hasbro is dropping the 'Mr.' from Mr. Potato Head. Naturally, conservatives are losing their minds.
Today In ‘What Now’: Talking Shit With Brandy Jensen
Katherine and Brandy talk COVID shaming, Marjorie Taylor Greene, online misery, and more!
It’s Time for the #Resistance Grifters To Go Away
The Lincoln Project got what they wanted – defeating Trump – and got very rich in the process. Now go away.
Welcome to Capitalism
Wall Street's war against the GameStop traders is a reminder of who this system is really meant to protect.
Please, Fuck Off: Ben Shapiro and Politico
If I never hear the name Ben Shapiro again for as long as I live, it'll be too soon.
RIP to the World’s Greatest Poster of All Time, @RealDonaldTrump
Goodnight, sweet prince.
You Really, Really Don’t Need to Talk About Stacey Abrams Like This
There are ways to celebrate Stacey Abrams' work in Georgia and then there's....whatever this is.
It’s OK to Call Bad People Mean Words
The awful people might get mad, but it doesn't matter. They're awful people!
Reaping What You Sow Kind of Sucks, Huh?
Can you stoke allegations of voting fraud and GOTV? Trump is trying to have it both ways, yet again.
No Seriously, Fuck You, Andrew Cuomo
We know how this went the first time. We can't let it happen again.
Look at This Absolute Loser
Witness the whining and moaning of an old and increasingly irrelevant man.
VOTE VOTE FUCK*ING VOTE YOU ANIMALS!!!! VOTEEEE OR ELSE !!!1
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU DUMB SLOB!!!!