They’re Absolutely Not Trying To Find The People Who Did This
Texas legislators are all standing around in hot dog suits, trying to find the person who crashed their hot dog car.
A Reminder to Democrats: You Are In Power Right Now
In case they forgot: Democrats can act, right now, to prevent the destruction of abortion rights in America.
Living in a Red State of Deja Vu
With COVID cases surging and GOP governors refusing to act, we're playing the same terrible games all over again.
America Will Defend Its Myths to the Death Before Admitting the Truth
Texas Republicans preferred to go down with the lies of the Alamo than abandon the myth of American exceptionalism.
The Texas Government Is Letting Us All Burn
As the state faces another energy grid crisis, our governor is busy trying to crowdfund for a border wall.
The Worst Politicians In Texas
Our 50-state tour kicks off with a look at some of the biggest pieces of garbage in the Lone Star state.
My Governor Is Trying to Kill Me
Greg Abbott's decision to lift all of Texas' COVID restrictions shows how little he values our lives.
There Is No Hell Hot Enough for Ted Cruz
The rage I feel as a Texan right now cannot be overstated.
Texas Is a Failed State
What it's like to live through the hellish cold-weather crisis.
Every Good Wedding Has a Little Human Sacrifice
The danger of the coronavirus has simply not sunk in for most of the country.
I Can’t Wait to Have Pandemic Fun at America’s Biggest Indoor Waterpark
Just what we needed during a third COVID wave amid a pandemic in a state with a double-digit positivity rate.