Hating Simone Biles Is a You Problem
If you care this much about the personal decisions of an athlete, you really need to go outside and touch some grass.
Poland Takes Olympic Gold in Fucking Up
Some nations shit the bed. Poland poops the pool.
No Heroes: The Olympics
The Olympic Games are proof that the road to hell is paved with good intentions, nationalism, and feats of strength.
Cancel the Tokyo Olympics
It's so obvious that these games shouldn't happen.