Plus high tech heists, missing teeth, and some big booms.

Time to embrace your inner Gutzon Borglum.

Can you stoke allegations of voting fraud and GOTV? Trump is trying to have it both ways, yet again.

As an elite coastal lefty type, nothing would make me feel more owned than this!!!

Yet another incredibly stupid American political tradition that should go.

There is no pomp and splendor in death, but there is power.

Let's get nice and petty!

Trump’s supposed pacifism does almost nothing to reduce the American empire’s ability to kill.

Good movie takes, though!

Plus bears, butts, and Bari.

If America really cares about democracy, it has no choice but to invade itself.

The ramifications of this are deeply worrying no matter what.

🎶 Ain't no mountain dumb enough 🎶

They will never experience an ounce of retribution from the systems that have the power to hold them accountable.

Trump is only going to get louder, angrier, and stupider out of office.

The stupid dumb idiot lost. We love it!!!!

HE LOST! HE LOST! HE LOST! HE LOST! HE LOST!

Everything Trump does in the next 75 days or so could make things so, so much worse.

Witness the whining and moaning of an old and increasingly irrelevant man.

It's helping!