What Was Your Last Moment in the Before Times?
What's the last thing you can remember doing before all of....this?
We’re Finally Getting the Money
Congratulations to the Biden Administration for doing the bare minimum to lessen our pain.
Office Hours: Don’t Mask, Don’t Tell
Now that the vaccine is starting to flow, let's call out some assholes.
Office Hours: Looking Forewarned
The future's starting to seem bearable again. But there's still that one thing...
The Holidays Are All About Mutual Aid
Here's how to find the best organization to help your community.
Man, What The Hell? Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Edition
Plus porn, police, and two killer parties.
Every Good Wedding Has a Little Human Sacrifice
The danger of the coronavirus has simply not sunk in for most of the country.
Man, What the Hell? Sock It to Me Edition
Plus planes, penises, and police.
Man, What The Hell? Mag-Neato Edition
Plus monkeys, burgers, and mysterious slime.
Man, What the Hell? I Coup Coup Choose You Edition
Plus bears, butts, and Bari.
I Must Regretfully Reiterate: JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING MONEY
It's that simple.