The Worst Takes on Billionaires in Space
What is it about the topic of space billionaires that makes people lose their common sense?
Let’s Be Honest: Bezos’ Little Space Jump Doesn’t Count
The dude was only up there for like 3 minutes, barely.
Yes, Israel Is Really At War With Ice Cream
The highest echelons of the Israeli government are now locked in combat with...Ben & Jerry's.
Which Is Funnier: Trump Getting COVID or Bolsonaro Getting Hiccups?
This is a tough one.
The U.S. Doesn’t Actually Care About the Cuban People
The U.S. response to the crisis is about power, not human rights.
The U.S. Establishment Needs a Better Answer Than Intervention
The U.S. has been intervening in Haiti for centuries, to ruinous effect. Something has to change.
Cancel the Tokyo Olympics
It's so obvious that these games shouldn't happen.
The Democrats’ Embarrassing Voter ID Cave
The Democrats are trying to rewrite history on a key voting rights issue. Why?
UNC Played Itself
Nikole Hannah-Jones leaves the school with exactly what it deserves: Nothing.
America Will Defend Its Myths to the Death Before Admitting the Truth
Texas Republicans preferred to go down with the lies of the Alamo than abandon the myth of American exceptionalism.
Man Whose Face Looks Like This Seeks Senate Seat
That's a politician right there baby! Look at him.
Pack the Court or Face the Consequences
Either expand the Supreme Court or watch it destroy any attempts at meaningful progress. Those are the options.
Henry Kissinger Is Right There, But We’ll Take It: Donald Rumsfeld Edition
It's not Kissinger, but it'll do.
NATO Has Outlived Its Usefulness
In many ways, NATO was wildly successful in its time. But that time is over, and now it should be dismantled.
The Worst Politicians In North Carolina
The biggest charlatans, scoundrels, and bigots in the Tar Heel state.
Our Broken Political Class Is Dooming Us All to Hell
The Pacific Northwest heatwave is a reminder of just how deep the shit we're in goes. Too bad our lawmakers don't seem to care.
Paul Gosar is a Nazi, But He’s Also Very Stupid
Nick Fuentes and Rep. Paul Gosar deserve each other.
Gwen Berry is Right
Olympic hammer thrower Gwen Berry has angered conservatives, but they're proving her right.
Hope the New York Times Is Happy Now
The NYPD attacked queer people again. Maybe the paper should revisit its editorial begging for cops to be allowed at Pride.