Am I the Only One Losing My Entire Mind Right Now
"WHY WON'T THEY CALL IT???" I scream.
Look at This Absolute Loser
Witness the whining and moaning of an old and increasingly irrelevant man.
Nobody Needs to Hear From Claire McCaskill About Anything
Why is anyone turning to this political failure for advice?
The GOP Tried a Weak-Ass Coup in Detroit and Failed Miserably
Let's call this what it is: a very boring, extremely embarrassing attempt to disrupt democratic processes to steal an election.
No More Chuck and Nancy
The Democrats might escape with a presidential win, but one thing is clear: congressional leadership needs to go.
Fuck This Fucking Country
Here is a partial list of the people and institutions who should go fuck themselves.
The End of the Beginning
No matter what happens, if we ever want a better future, we have to keep fighting.
To All the Campaigns I’ve Ghosted Before
A non-inclusive list of all the campaign texts I never answered (and the one I did).
VOTE VOTE FUCK*ING VOTE YOU ANIMALS!!!! VOTEEEE OR ELSE !!!1
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU DUMB SLOB!!!!
The Normie Conquest
A Joe Biden win would partially represent a counter-revolution of the normie middle. How would the left handle that?
I Cannot Stop Thinking About the NYT Fridge Blog
It is making me feel like I'm losing it. How is this real???
Hell Is a Bipartisan Commission
Joe Biden has embraced one of Washington's oldest do-nothing strategies yet again.
Sure Seems Like the President Is Having a Bad Comedown
Gone are the days of his steroid-fueled euphoria. He's missing his fix!
We Will Never Escape EMAILS
The Hunter Biden news shows that all that's certain in this life is death, taxes, and emails.
Mike Pence Has No Base
Wednesday night's debate proved again why Trump picked Mike Pence in the first place: he's not a political threat.
What the Debates Will Make You Forget
It's easy to lose track of the real world at a horse race.
Ain’t That America
We're living in a failed state. Pretending otherwise just shows you've lost the plot.