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Am I the Only One Losing My Entire Mind Right Now

"WHY WON'T THEY CALL IT???" I scream.

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Look at This Absolute Loser

Witness the whining and moaning of an old and increasingly irrelevant man.

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Donald Trump in the White House briefing room

Just Some Things I’m Laughing At Today

It's helping!

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Nobody Needs to Hear From Claire McCaskill About Anything

Why is anyone turning to this political failure for advice?

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The GOP Tried a Weak-Ass Coup in Detroit and Failed Miserably

Let's call this what it is: a very boring, extremely embarrassing attempt to disrupt democratic processes to steal an election.

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No More Chuck and Nancy

The Democrats might escape with a presidential win, but one thing is clear: congressional leadership needs to go.

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Fuck This Fucking Country

Here is a partial list of the people and institutions who should go fuck themselves.

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The End of the Beginning

No matter what happens, if we ever want a better future, we have to keep fighting.

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An illustration of the White House for Election Day

Truly, Thank You For This Joe Biden

I really needed a laugh today.

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Joe Biden Eminem campaign video

To All the Campaigns I’ve Ghosted Before

A non-inclusive list of all the campaign texts I never answered (and the one I did).

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Warped iPhone style campaign texts from Texas Democrats, Battleground Texas, Powered by People, and other organizations asking me if I'll vote for Biden, or if I'll support the Democratic party

VOTE VOTE FUCK*ING VOTE YOU ANIMALS!!!! VOTEEEE OR ELSE !!!1

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU DUMB SLOB!!!!

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The Normie Conquest

A Joe Biden win would partially represent a counter-revolution of the normie middle. How would the left handle that?

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I Cannot Stop Thinking About the NYT Fridge Blog

It is making me feel like I'm losing it. How is this real???

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Get Him Out of Here Please

Can we just be done with this man?

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Hell Is a Bipartisan Commission

Joe Biden has embraced one of Washington's oldest do-nothing strategies yet again.

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Sure Seems Like the President Is Having a Bad Comedown

Gone are the days of his steroid-fueled euphoria. He's missing his fix!

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We Will Never Escape EMAILS

The Hunter Biden news shows that all that's certain in this life is death, taxes, and emails.

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Mike Pence Has No Base

Wednesday night's debate proved again why Trump picked Mike Pence in the first place: he's not a political threat.

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What the Debates Will Make You Forget

It's easy to lose track of the real world at a horse race.

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Ain’t That America

We're living in a failed state. Pretending otherwise just shows you've lost the plot.

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