What Conservatives Accidentally Get Right About Columbus Day
They say we're living in the world he made, and they're correct! They just think that's a good thing.
State Songs, Ranked
Our state songs are a journey to the heights of the great American songbook and the depths of aural hell.
I Watched Hours of Old Videos From My Teens and Survived
The only thing worse than the mortifying ordeal of being known, is the mortifying ordeal of knowing (and facing) a former version of yourself.
We Don’t Talk Enough About: Lox Spread
It's a delicious schmear for all the people, not just the privileged few.
The 13 Most Embarrassing Songs About Hating Donald Trump
Trump has left office (for now) but these ultra-cringey pop culture artifacts are still haunting us.
The Discourse Blog Reader Survey: Are We Having Fun Yet?
In our second reader survey, we asked about expensive mistakes, military propaganda, litter boxes, and which Matt readers would rather marry.
State Flags, Ranked
Some U.S. state flags deserve to flap freely in the breeze for years to come. Others should be burned immediately.
We Don’t Talk Enough About: Geena Davis’ Shot Glass Trick In ‘The Long Kiss Goodnight’
Can you do this? I can't do this.
How Much Money Would Make Accidentally Pushing Your Hands Through a Glass Door Worth It, and Other Questions
What stage of capitalism is this?
Let’s Be Honest: Bezos’ Little Space Jump Doesn’t Count
The dude was only up there for like 3 minutes, barely.
Cookout Sides, Ranked
We're setting aside the hot dogs, hamburgers, and wings and celebrating the best (and worst) cookout sides.
State Birds, Ranked
All birds are gods, but only one U.S. state bird can be the best.
Scrambled Eggs Suck
And other ordinary foods I neither respect nor enjoy.
State Mottos, Ranked
America's state mottos are pure chaos. Let's rank them.
Welcome to the Summer of Sick
I rejoined the world and immediately got a horrible cold. Welcome back!
The Trouble Nextdoor
Is it possible to ethically use problematic platforms like Nextdoor? Is there any point?