Let’s Be Honest: Bezos’ Little Space Jump Doesn’t Count
The dude was only up there for like 3 minutes, barely.
Cookout Sides, Ranked
We're setting aside the hot dogs, hamburgers, and wings and celebrating the best (and worst) cookout sides.
State Birds, Ranked
All birds are gods, but only one U.S. state bird can be the best.
Scrambled Eggs Suck
And other ordinary foods I neither respect nor enjoy.
State Mottos, Ranked
America's state mottos are pure chaos. Let's rank them.
Welcome to the Summer of Sick
I rejoined the world and immediately got a horrible cold. Welcome back!
The Trouble Nextdoor
Is it possible to ethically use problematic platforms like Nextdoor? Is there any point?
I’m Begging You, Let’s Come to a Consensus on the Thumbs Up Emoji
A year in isolation has ripped a hole in the fabric of text communication. 👎
This Is Beneath You Paddington
You don't have to do shabby April Fools content!
What If We Didn’t Do the Henry Kissinger Thing Every Time?
What if we all just pretended that Kissinger wasn't here anymore?
Lil Nas X Is Playing Christian Nutjobs Like a Fiddle
He has created a piece of art that has also made right-wing Christians pissed as hell.
The Bears and Me
My maddening, thrilling, terrifying journey through the ursine universe.
The Year In Discourse Blog: Nonsense
Including special unlocked posts from behind our paywall!
Here’s a ‘Fun’ Anecdote About Our Healthcare System
What not to say to someone with a heart condition.