An Ode to Meghan McCain’s Absolutely Batshit Hairstyles on ‘The View’
With McCain's departure from the weekday gabfest, we're losing so many extensions, so many bizarre braids, and, yes, the glitter part.
Cookout Sides, Ranked
We're setting aside the hot dogs, hamburgers, and wings and celebrating the best (and worst) cookout sides.
A History of ‘Americanitis,’ the Nervous Condition That Comes With Living in America
Over a century ago, 'Americanitis' plagued a subset of the country. We're still afflicted today.
John McCain's daughter is leaving 'The View.' Let's remember her iconic flop era.
Gwen Berry is Right
Olympic hammer thrower Gwen Berry has angered conservatives, but they're proving her right.
These Are Your Birds of the Week
Welcome to our new series, where we talk about the best birds of the week.
Weed Should Be Legal, But Also Banned
Why we owe it to ourselves to fully legalize weed, and then also to completely ban it from public life.
A BOMBSHELL Interview With HOTSHOT Debut Novelist Kelsey McKinney
#FreeBritney is Bigger Than Britney Herself
If Spears has felt this unheard and trapped, what chance is there for anyone else?
Please Save the ‘View’ Ladies From Meghan McCain
An EGOT winner is being held hostage by John McCain's daughter!
State Birds, Ranked
All birds are gods, but only one U.S. state bird can be the best.
The Insanity of the Twist In This Pride Video Cannot Be Overstated
All the Random YouTube Videos I Watched This Spring
Please take an unsolicited deep dive into my YouTube watch history.
Nothing Can Prepare You for the Horrors of the Smith College Library Rap Video
RIP hip hop, you had a good run.
The New York Times Can’t Stop Giving Us Weird, Cruel Advice About Our Friends
Being fat is bad, and so is being friends with fat people, because you might also get fat because of them — everyone knows this.
Naomi Osaka Doesn’t Have to Talk to the Press
No one elects professional tennis players, which makes them only accountable to themselves.
Sky Pool Is Everything Wrong With the World
How could one pool symbolize all of the worst cruelties of modern life? Read on.