The Worst Takes on Billionaires in Space
What is it about the topic of space billionaires that makes people lose their common sense?
TikTok Won’t Stop Pushing Their Influencer Sponcon on Me
TikTok has taken advertising to a new level of aggressive weirdness. Who knew that was even possible?
The Insanity of the Twist In This Pride Video Cannot Be Overstated
All the Random YouTube Videos I Watched This Spring
Please take an unsolicited deep dive into my YouTube watch history.
Nothing Can Prepare You for the Horrors of the Smith College Library Rap Video
RIP hip hop, you had a good run.
The New York Times Can’t Stop Giving Us Weird, Cruel Advice About Our Friends
Being fat is bad, and so is being friends with fat people, because you might also get fat because of them — everyone knows this.
Sky Pool Is Everything Wrong With the World
How could one pool symbolize all of the worst cruelties of modern life? Read on.
AIPAC’s Not Even Trying to Hide It Anymore
The powerful Israel lobby has fully embraced its hardcore conservatism.
A Deep Dive Into Israel’s Fully Cursed Twitter Account
Israel's posters are working overtime—and the results are both strange and chilling.
Donald Trump Jr.’s Pivot to Video Is Going Great!!!
Trainwreck. Car crash. Masterpiece???
Ellen, Boss of ‘Ellen,’ Concludes That Ellen Is a Great Boss of ‘Ellen’
Ellen DeGeneres' un-apology tour begins.
Nobody Needs to Hear From Nate Silver on This
You do not need to say everything that comes to your mind!
Journey Into Hell With These TikTok Table Food Videos
We cannot have this as a society.
Please, Fuck Off: J.D. Vance
Leave it to the media's favorite "real America" hack to explain why free childcare is actually bad.
Andrew Sullivan Is Doing Jew Shit Again
You can practically feel the calipers.
I’m Begging You, Let’s Come to a Consensus on the Thumbs Up Emoji
A year in isolation has ripped a hole in the fabric of text communication. 👎