Ellen, Boss of ‘Ellen,’ Concludes That Ellen Is a Great Boss of ‘Ellen’
Ellen DeGeneres' un-apology tour begins.
Nobody Needs to Hear From Nate Silver on This
You do not need to say everything that comes to your mind!
Journey Into Hell With These TikTok Table Food Videos
We cannot have this as a society.
Please, Fuck Off: J.D. Vance
Leave it to the media's favorite "real America" hack to explain why free childcare is actually bad.
Andrew Sullivan Is Doing Jew Shit Again
You can practically feel the calipers.
I’m Begging You, Let’s Come to a Consensus on the Thumbs Up Emoji
A year in isolation has ripped a hole in the fabric of text communication. 👎
One of Twitter’s Worst People Has a George Floyd Take
The badness on display here is almost too vast to comprehend.
This Is Beneath You Paddington
You don't have to do shabby April Fools content!
People Are Out of Their Goddamned Minds and It’s Bumming Me Out
The worst part of the Trump era #Resistance grift lives on in the psychotic online defense of Andrew Cuomo.
The Revolution Will Not Be Advertised
Burger King's sexist International Women's Day tweet was a reminder that the road to justice never runs through capitalism.
I Can’t Get Enough of These Brits Losing It Over America’s Insane Drug Ads
American healthcare is terrifying to everyone!
Banish Unpaid Internships Straight to Hell
We could just stop having this conversation altogether if this practice wasn't an industry standard.
The Dumbest Fake Controversy of the Day Involves Mr. Potato Head
Hasbro is dropping the 'Mr.' from Mr. Potato Head. Naturally, conservatives are losing their minds.
Neera Tanden Was Finally Made to Answer for Her Crime of Bad Tweets
This thing went fully off the rails.
It Is With a Heavy Heart That I Announce the Death of the Bernie Meme
It burned brightly, and now it has been killed. RIP.
The U.S. Government Is Still Out Here Trying to Do MLK Tweets
It's MLK Day, so naturally every branch of the government is embarrassing itself.