Bird of the Week: Willie Wagtail
This bird is a reminder that the avian world has just as many moody and temperamental residents as the human one.
Poland Takes Olympic Gold in Fucking Up
Some nations shit the bed. Poland poops the pool.
The Worst Takes on Billionaires in Space
What is it about the topic of space billionaires that makes people lose their common sense?
Let’s Be Honest: Bezos’ Little Space Jump Doesn’t Count
The dude was only up there for like 3 minutes, barely.
Bird of the Week: Turkey Vulture
Look upon the mighty vulture, soaring in the sky with its unusually good sense of smell for a bird!
No Heroes: The Olympics
The Olympic Games are proof that the road to hell is paved with good intentions, nationalism, and feats of strength.
TikTok Won’t Stop Pushing Their Influencer Sponcon on Me
TikTok has taken advertising to a new level of aggressive weirdness. Who knew that was even possible?
The Emmys Are a Scam and I Am Upset
Why is 'The Mandalorian,' an entertaining show for babies, nominated for Best Drama??? And other gripes.
What Does Minnesota Have to Do to Get People to Stop Creating Freakishly Large Invasive Goldfish
What is going on????
Bird of the Week: Yellow-Billed Stork
Look at the yellow bill on that stork!
The Definitive Guide to Whether You Should Watch These Things I Just Watched
These rulings are final!
UNC Played Itself
Nikole Hannah-Jones leaves the school with exactly what it deserves: Nothing.
Bird of the Week: Brazilian Tanager
Or, as we're calling it, the Antifa Bird.
An Ode to Meghan McCain’s Absolutely Batshit Hairstyles on ‘The View’
With McCain's departure from the weekday gabfest, we're losing so many extensions, so many bizarre braids, and, yes, the glitter part.
Cookout Sides, Ranked
We're setting aside the hot dogs, hamburgers, and wings and celebrating the best (and worst) cookout sides.
A History of ‘Americanitis,’ the Nervous Condition That Comes With Living in America
Over a century ago, 'Americanitis' plagued a subset of the country. We're still afflicted today.
John McCain's daughter is leaving 'The View.' Let's remember her iconic flop era.
Gwen Berry is Right
Olympic hammer thrower Gwen Berry has angered conservatives, but they're proving her right.