Ellen, Boss of ‘Ellen,’ Concludes That Ellen Is a Great Boss of ‘Ellen’
Ellen DeGeneres' un-apology tour begins.
Welcome to the Summer of Sick
I rejoined the world and immediately got a horrible cold. Welcome back!
Pandemic Life: My Husband Is Still Really Into Miniatures
Tony might have the one pandemic hobby that stuck.
Nobody Needs to Hear From Nate Silver on This
You do not need to say everything that comes to your mind!
Journey Into Hell With These TikTok Table Food Videos
We cannot have this as a society.
Please, Fuck Off: J.D. Vance
Leave it to the media's favorite "real America" hack to explain why free childcare is actually bad.
Big Day For Ducks
When will Joe Biden release his plan for the conservation of big-ass ducks?
St. Vincent Thought She Could Treat Prisons Like a Game
A controversial interview mostly shows that the artist wants to treat prisons like a toy she can wheel out whenever it suits her.
The Oscars Were Pretty Sad
Never have the movies felt more distant than they did last night.
Lance Bass Has Turned Me to Dust
BRB gonna go buy myself a grave plot after this world-shattering revelation.
The Trouble Nextdoor
Is it possible to ethically use problematic platforms like Nextdoor? Is there any point?
Andrew Sullivan Is Doing Jew Shit Again
You can practically feel the calipers.
Bessemer Was Not the Beginning or the End
It was a bitter disappointment, but it's not over.