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We could just stop having this conversation altogether if this practice wasn't an industry standard.

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If Israel wants people to stop joking about its oppression of Palestinians, it should stop oppressing Palestinians.

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Now that the vaccine is starting to flow, let's call out some assholes.

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As he steps down from Amazon, his brutal anti-worker legacy can never be forgotten.