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Rafi Schwartz

Writer. Malcontent. I’ll have the soup.

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Well, what do you think?

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Man, What The Hell? Burn After Reading Edition

Plus pigs, punks, and property!

Man, What the Hell?

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You Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Gotta Hand It to Him

The pundits and politicians are fanning out to wish Trump well. No!

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Man, What the Hell? Everything’s FINE Edition

Plus subversive sausages, un-bread, and some truly bad tweets

Man, What the Hell?

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Man, What The Hell? Good Grief Edition

Plus condoms, candy, and cow manure.

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Man, What the Hell? What a Year This Week has Been Edition

Plus eggs, art, and Dershwatch 2020!

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Man, What The Hell? Time After Time Edition

Plus thicc goats, good goats, and the WAP we never asked for.

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Let Me Tell You About My Heart

Or, how some people tried to un-fuck my fairly fucked-up organ.

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Man, What the Hell? Crusty the Clown Edition

Plus: wings, minions, and da big apple, baby!!!!

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Man, What The Hell? Weak Week Edition

Plus Smashed Mouths, Moondancing, and a message from Mother Nature.

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Were We Ever so Young and Stupid?

Let's walk down memory lane and remember some times we were wrong.

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Man, What The Hell? Bread and Circus Edition

Plus a Kennedy, a BART fart, and - oh no! - bees!!!

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Man, What The Hell? Heart-y Har Har Edition

Plus: POTUS pressure, the great space shaping, and an alarming boar update.

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