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Rafi Schwartz

Writer. Malcontent. I’ll have the soup.

Don’t Believe CPAC’s Bullshit for One Second

If CPAC cared about 'reprehensible views' it would shut its entire conference down.

Fever Swamp

Talking With Eli Valley About Art in the Hell Times

Today in 'What Now': we chat with the most merciless satirist of our era.

Housekeeping
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Nobody Is Dumber Than the Conservatives Defending Ted Cruz

This is very pathetic stuff.

Politics
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The GOP Purge Is Nearly Complete

It's hard being a terrible monster who nevertheless has issues with Donald Trump's conduct these days.

Politics
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Office Hours: Dirty Launder-y

Get your detergent and fabric softener — it's time to launder some reputations!

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Kellyanne Conway, Sean Spicer, and Anthony Scaramucci's heads rolling in the windows of washing machines

Office Hours: Don’t Mask, Don’t Tell

Now that the vaccine is starting to flow, let's call out some assholes.

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Office Hours: Open Swim

The pool's open. Let's try something new.

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Office Hours: Looking Forewarned

The future's starting to seem bearable again. But there's still that one thing...

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Make America Cringe Again

Let's not do this please.

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Office Hours: The Long and Whining Road

Last call before closing time!

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Big Baby Has No Friends

Let's all laugh at Trump getting ghosted over and over again.

Politics

Office Hours: Petty and the Heartbreakers

Sure, impeachment's a big deal, but why not give Trump something that'll *really* hurt?

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Judge Jeanine Pirro Guilty of Being a Raging Moron About Nazis

Proving the age-old adage, 'don't compare things to Nazis, especially if you are a huge idiot.'

Cable News
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Man, What The Hell? Flew The Coup Edition

Plus brands, bomb dogs, and Punk Rock, baby!!!!!!

Man, What the Hell?

Republicans Own This Forever

They don't get to take the high road here. They did this.

Fever Swamp
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Office Hours: We Have a Bingo!

Let's get those 2021 predictions in nice and early so you can inevitably say you told us so.

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Office Hours: Audition Edition

Time to cast your ideal feature film of 2020 (based on a true story).

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Man, What The Hell? Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Edition

Plus porn, police, and two killer parties.

Man, What the Hell?

Office Hours: Ho Ho Holy Crap

It's the worst wonderful time of the year!

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Let’s Laugh at Stephen Miller One Last Time

This fucking guy!

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