Rafi Schwartz

🎶 Ain't no mountain dumb enough 🎶

Trump is only going to get louder, angrier, and stupider out of office.

Plus geese, germs, and some very sensitive cops.

Just checking in.

Plus rats, monkeys, and kissin' cousins.

You don't get points for being one of the better fascists.

You can have a little pre-election salami, as a treat.

Plus raccoons, radiation, and the return of the Murder Hornets!

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom, and a poom-poom — just block your cam.

Plus Yodels, Zambonis, and a very happy birthday to the wrong Trump.

Well, what do you think?

Plus pigs, punks, and property!

The pundits and politicians are fanning out to wish Trump well. No!

Plus subversive sausages, un-bread, and some truly bad tweets

Plus condoms, candy, and cow manure.

Plus eggs, art, and Dershwatch 2020!