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Rafi Schwartz

Writer. Malcontent. I’ll have the soup.

Congrats to Marjorie Taylor Greene for Somehow Fucking Up a Holocaust Apology

So close.

Fever Swamp
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Nothing Can Prepare You for the Horrors of the Smith College Library Rap Video

RIP hip hop, you had a good run.

Bad Online
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Emmanuel Macron Getting Slapped Is the Feel-Good Hit of the Summer

More like Emmanuel SMACKron.

The World
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Would You Punch the Bear?

Well, would you?

Animals
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Scrambled Eggs Suck

And other ordinary foods I neither respect nor enjoy.

The Discourse
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Keeps Fucking Up the GOP’s Grandstanding on Antisemitism

Bummer for them.

Fever Swamp
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Talia Lavin on Fighting Nazis and Collecting Swords

Today in our What Now newsletter.

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AIPAC’s Not Even Trying to Hide It Anymore

The powerful Israel lobby has fully embraced its hardcore conservatism.

Fever Swamp
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Pivot to Video Is Going Great!!!

Trainwreck. Car crash. Masterpiece???

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Let’s Meet Some of Andrew Yang’s Cool New Friends!

America's worst people are loving his latest comments about Israel.

Politics
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[Sickos Watching Republicans Destroying Each Other] ‘Yes… Ha Ha Ha… YES!’

The feud between Kevin McCarthy and Liz Cheney is threatening to bring the GOP down around them. Great!

Fever Swamp
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Pray for the Bidens’ New Cat

She's gonna need it.

Animals
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‘Mortal Kombat’ Should Have Had More Gore

There, I said it.

Discourse Movie Club
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Tell Me About the Good Dogs You Know

Woof woof woof.

Office Hours
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The Hollow Relief of the Derek Chauvin Verdict

This is an exception—a self-serving, deliberate one—to the rule.

Politics
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The GOP’s Maxine Waters Freakout Is So Stupid

Hypocrisy - as always - thy name is 'conservative.'

Congress
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Weed Sucks Now

Thanks to Andrew Yang and Chuck Schumer. Bummer.

Bad Online
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Soul Music

What have you been listening to lately?

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Talking to Comedian and Tax Justice Activist Maura Quint

Chatting about trivia, the Tax March and why the right sucks at comedy.

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Time to Talk Terror Toons

Let's relive some animated childhood traumas!

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