Writer. Malcontent. I’ll have the soup.
Don’t Believe CPAC’s Bullshit for One Second
If CPAC cared about 'reprehensible views' it would shut its entire conference down.
Talking With Eli Valley About Art in the Hell Times
Today in 'What Now': we chat with the most merciless satirist of our era.
Nobody Is Dumber Than the Conservatives Defending Ted Cruz
This is very pathetic stuff.
The GOP Purge Is Nearly Complete
It's hard being a terrible monster who nevertheless has issues with Donald Trump's conduct these days.
Office Hours: Dirty Launder-y
Get your detergent and fabric softener — it's time to launder some reputations!
Office Hours: Don’t Mask, Don’t Tell
Now that the vaccine is starting to flow, let's call out some assholes.
Office Hours: Looking Forewarned
The future's starting to seem bearable again. But there's still that one thing...
Office Hours: Petty and the Heartbreakers
Sure, impeachment's a big deal, but why not give Trump something that'll *really* hurt?
Judge Jeanine Pirro Guilty of Being a Raging Moron About Nazis
Proving the age-old adage, 'don't compare things to Nazis, especially if you are a huge idiot.'
Man, What The Hell? Flew The Coup Edition
Plus brands, bomb dogs, and Punk Rock, baby!!!!!!
Republicans Own This Forever
They don't get to take the high road here. They did this.
Office Hours: We Have a Bingo!
Let's get those 2021 predictions in nice and early so you can inevitably say you told us so.
Office Hours: Audition Edition
Time to cast your ideal feature film of 2020 (based on a true story).
Man, What The Hell? Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Edition
Plus porn, police, and two killer parties.