Writer. Malcontent. I’ll have the soup.
The Hollow Relief of the Derek Chauvin Verdict
This is an exception—a self-serving, deliberate one—to the rule.
Politics
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The GOP’s Maxine Waters Freakout Is So Stupid
Hypocrisy - as always - thy name is 'conservative.'
Talking to Comedian and Tax Justice Activist Maura Quint
Chatting about trivia, the Tax March and why the right sucks at comedy.
Housekeeping
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Let Us All Stare Into the Endless Void That Is ‘Gutfeld!’
Hell is empty and not even the demons will write for this cursed show.
What If We Didn’t Do the Henry Kissinger Thing Every Time?
What if we all just pretended that Kissinger wasn't here anymore?
Here Are Some Things I’ve Learned About Giraffes
I have arrived at a stunning conclusion: giraffes are awesome.
Animals
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What Are the Best Weird Animal Facts?
Let's embrace the wonders of the animal kingdom...together.
Office Hours
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Man, What The Hell? That’s the Ballgame Edition
Plus: porn, presidential punches, and high-speed motorboat heists!
Mitch McConnell Thinks You’re Stupid
His threats about the filibuster are hollow and hypocritical even for him.
People Are Out of Their Goddamned Minds and It’s Bumming Me Out
The worst part of the Trump era #Resistance grift lives on in the psychotic online defense of Andrew Cuomo.
What Was Your Last Moment in the Before Times?
What's the last thing you can remember doing before all of....this?
Office Hours
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Here’s a ‘Fun’ Anecdote About Our Healthcare System
What not to say to someone with a heart condition.
Healthcare
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