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Just Another Day at the Office
Neal Katyal used to work for Barack Obama. Now he defends corporations' right to use slaves.
The Myth of Donald Trump’s Push for Peace
Trump’s supposed pacifism does almost nothing to reduce the American empire’s ability to kill.
Let’s All Enjoy Rudy Giuliani Decomposing on Live TV
Good movie takes, though!
Joe Biden’s Student Loan Plan Is a Very Bad Sign
Just how many means can we possibly test to help the fewest amount of people?
Here’s a Good Look at the Future of Congress
The GOP is fine with these morons taking office because they know it will distract the Democrats for years.
The Hyperloop’s Only Destination is a Capitalist Hellscape
It's the perfect example of the end-state death-cult capitalism that the American ruling class believes in.
Here’s Some Extremely Dumb Posts About Ending COVID-19
The level of pure fantasy we're operating at is just staggering.
Our Joy Will be Short-Lived
Everything Trump does in the next 75 days or so could make things so, so much worse.
The GOP Tried a Weak-Ass Coup in Detroit and Failed Miserably
Let's call this what it is: a very boring, extremely embarrassing attempt to disrupt democratic processes to steal an election.
What We’re Reading This Week
Because so much of what we're exposed to is Bad, we're highlighting some of the things we've read each week that were Good.
Cops Do a Big Lie About Philly Protests, Immediately Get Caught
Cops are willfully lying to distort the media narrative about the protests. This is completely normal.
I Cannot Stop Thinking About the NYT Fridge Blog
It is making me feel like I'm losing it. How is this real???
The Lincoln Project’s Fascism is Just More Well-Dressed
Their only regret is that Trump is a shitty driver, and they know turning the keys over to Biden for four years will do nothing more than keep their seat warm.
‘Scooby Don’ Impressionist James Austin Johnson on How to Impersonate Our Dying Wet President
'That's the main thing I focus on, is that this is a rasping old man who is inches from death at any moment.'
Let’s Take a Moment to Think of Rudy Giuliani Getting Caught With His Hands in His Pants in the New Borat Movie (UPDATED)
Wow!!!!!!! WOW!!!!! Ok!!! Wow!
Journalists Should Hate What They Cover
If you're not mad at this point, you're not doing your job.