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What We’re Reading This Week

Because so much of what we're exposed to is Bad, we're highlighting some of the things we've read each week that were Good.

The Normie Conquest

A Joe Biden win would partially represent a counter-revolution of the normie middle. How would the left handle that?


Cops Do a Big Lie About Philly Protests, Immediately Get Caught

Cops are willfully lying to distort the media narrative about the protests. This is completely normal.

Stephen Miller Is, Unfortunately, Healthy and Evil Again

Here he is, well-rested and ready to continue his ghoulish anti-immigrant bullshit.

Stephen Miller speaking with supporters of Donald Trump at a rally at Veterans Memorial Coliseum at the Arizona State Fairgrounds in Phoenix, Arizona.

Leave the Moon Alone

We are the reason we can’t have nice (celestial) things.

Congrats to This Piece of Shit

You don't get points for being one of the better fascists.

I Cannot Stop Thinking About the NYT Fridge Blog

It is making me feel like I'm losing it. How is this real???

A picture of my fridge.

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Get Through Election Night With Us

You don't have to suffer alone, because we're doing a live Election Night stream.

Please, Fuck Off: 2020 Adult Halloween

Cancel it. Incinerate it. Trap it in a box lined with knives and wrap it up in chains and padlocks and throw it in the bottom of the lake.

The 'Mean Girls' Halloween scene but edited, making Cady Haron as a 'coronavirus' bride, Gretchen Wieners the 'Mike Pence fly,' and Karen Smith as a slutty 'Notorious Ruth Bader Ginsburg.'

Office Hours: Treat Yourself

You can have a little pre-election salami, as a treat.

The Lincoln Project’s Fascism is Just More Well-Dressed

Their only regret is that Trump is a shitty driver, and they know turning the keys over to Biden for four years will do nothing more than keep their seat warm.

Arnold Vinick from the West Wing

Let’s Blow It All Up

Some thoughts on how our system of government should be destroyed and replaced.


The New York Times’ Ridiculous Lament for the GOP

The paper's editorial mourning the Republican Party is ahistorical claptrap—particularly right now.

Shut Everything Down Again

We're in a third COVID wave, and there's an obvious solution. Why won't we try it?


Man, What the Hell? Pitter Patter, Let’s Get At’er Edition

Plus raccoons, radiation, and the return of the Murder Hornets!

Get Him Out of Here Please

Can we just be done with this man?

Hell Is a Bipartisan Commission

Joe Biden has embraced one of Washington's oldest do-nothing strategies yet again.

‘Scooby Don’ Impressionist James Austin Johnson on How to Impersonate Our Dying Wet President

'That's the main thing I focus on, is that this is a rasping old man who is inches from death at any moment.'

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