The U.S. Government Is Still Out Here Trying to Do MLK Tweets
It's MLK Day, so naturally every branch of the government is embarrassing itself.
This Week In βWhat Nowβ
A reminder of what we featured in our new premium newsletter this week.
The Right Never Gave a Shit About the Cops
The GOP freakout about the House metal detectors shows that.
Office Hours: Petty and the Heartbreakers
Sure, impeachment's a big deal, but why not give Trump something that'll *really* hurt?
Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
The Capitol siege has become a super-spreader event. Fun!
We Finally Discovered What It Will Take for Corporations to Stop Giving Republicans Money
All it took was six years and an insurrection.
Judge Jeanine Pirro Guilty of Being a Raging Moron About Nazis
Proving the age-old adage, 'don't compare things to Nazis, especially if you are a huge idiot.'
The System Will Not Save Us
We should be careful about embracing the state's violent power, even after the Capitol siege.
RIP to the Worldβs Greatest Poster of All Time, @RealDonaldTrump
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Man, What The Hell? Flew The Coup Edition
Plus brands, bomb dogs, and Punk Rock, baby!!!!!!
A Toast to the Sniveling Rats Jumping Off Trumpβs Sinking Ship
These resignations are worthless.
The Next Time Could Be Worse
The GOP is unable and unwilling to put its anti-democratic wing back in the box.
For the Love of God Log Off
Sen. Brian Schatz is addicted to posting. He should stop posting.
The Cops Showed Us Who They Are
The Capitol Police picked a side. We shouldn't be surprised which side it was.
Republicans Own This Forever
They don't get to take the high road here. They did this.
GOP Handles Capitol Siege Aftermath With Usual Awfulness
Please release us from this hell.
Weβre Not Better Than This
So many people were unprepared for this moment because they still believed in the American myth.